Free Shooting Introduction

In the effort to promote responsible gun ownership and rights awareness, I make the following open offer to any resident or visitor in the Metro DC area:

If you have never shot a gun and would like to try, I am willing to take you shooting free of charge. I will provide the firearms, ammunition, eye/ear protection and I will cover your range fees. I guarantee if you are on the fence about gun ownership and usage, you will not be at the end of the session. You will have fun and learn a little in the process.

I do my introductions in Northern Virginia. Evenings or on the weekends at your convenience with minimal prior arrangements. Contact me for details and to schedule your free introduction!

If you are in the Chesapeake/Hampton Roads area, Brian, an NRA instructor in Virginia Beach, is willing to do the same if you're in the area on a Sunday afternoon or Monday evening. Drop him a note to make the arrangements.

5 people have learned to shoot! Would you like to be next?

Friday, June 26, 2009

Random and Messed Up Thoughts

Great, now we get to be bombarded for the next several days on non-stop Michael Jackson coverage. If I was Farrah Fawcet in the afterlife, I'd be pissed right now. She deserved better than what she got. It's terrible to die of anal cancer and she kept her dignity only to be upstaged hours later. The Universe can have a sick sense of humor.

Get ready for "Wacko Jacko" TV right up to the funeral coverage. And I can't even enjoy a diversion of looking for Amish porn on the Internet because my home connection is down. Thanks Comcast! Then a couple weeks of shuffled programming on the cable networks for biographies, retrospectives and tribute shows.

I had an extremely wrong thought pop into my head when I heard he died on the drive home last night. It involved me with the ability to draw comic panels and hot flames.

C'est la vie. I hope the guy found some peace. Unfortunately, we get to live with the fallout.

On an unrelated subject, for the next person who suggests that universal healthcare is a wonderful idea, ask them how good Medicare/Medicaid would be if it was 7 times larger than it is today in terms of cost and inefficiency? For a really fun response, ask a member of the AARP that question and then be prepared to duck.

If the questioner still believes universal healthcare won't suffer those issues, write them off as something other than human. You need a brain for that and they'll be clearly lacking. Why do we have universal suffrage again?

Sorry, in a messed-up mood today. Going to try avoiding some channel markers tomorrow to work it out.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

"I had an extremely wrong thought pop into my head"

CowboyBlob beat you too it:

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Reputo said...

I lived in Canada for 2 years, and avoided the doctors like the plague. Especially when they went on strike.

I did see an eye doctor to get new contacts, but that was all cash so I got good service.