Free Shooting Introduction

In the effort to promote responsible gun ownership and rights awareness, I make the following open offer to any resident or visitor in the Metro DC area:

If you have never shot a gun and would like to try, I am willing to take you shooting free of charge. I will provide the firearms, ammunition, eye/ear protection and I will cover your range fees. I guarantee if you are on the fence about gun ownership and usage, you will not be at the end of the session. You will have fun and learn a little in the process.

I do my introductions in Northern Virginia. Evenings or on the weekends at your convenience with minimal prior arrangements. Contact me for details and to schedule your free introduction!

If you are in the Chesapeake/Hampton Roads area, Brian, an NRA instructor in Virginia Beach, is willing to do the same if you're in the area on a Sunday afternoon or Monday evening. Drop him a note to make the arrangements.

5 people have learned to shoot! Would you like to be next?

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Zombie Killing Music

Uncle asks what music you think would be appropriate to kill zombies to? Music that will inspire you to feats of courage or piss you off so badly that you want to kill all the undead you see just to make the music stop. He lists his three choices. Perhaps in hopes of starting a meme, here are my three zombie killing music choices:

Ich Will by Rammstein. Sorry, it's a personal favorite. Dark and violent.

Liquid Separation by Front Line Assembly. It's Canadian hardcore industrial and if you don't kill them, it might help screech the flesh from their bones.

Doctor Online by Zeromancer. I'm going to let the opening lyrics for this song speak for themselves:

It's the beginning of the end.
You want things to go faster.
It's the beginning of the end.
Now everything's too slow for you.
It's the beginning of the end.
You are one step closer.
It's the beginning of the end.
Say Amen.

1-800-SUICIDE
Or maybe Doctor Online could help you die
You need wings to fly
You need someone
To take your place
When you are gone

Along with apt phrases like:

"For death by self-inflicted gunshot, press 5".

I think it ought to be the infantry's zombie combat theme song. With a couple of appropriate changes I'm sure the artists would help out with assuming they haven't had their copyright released and are shambling towards us. In which case, they probably won't object.

It's the beginning of the end.
You don't want things to go faster.
It's the beginning of the end.
Now everything's too slow for you.
It's the beginning of the end.
They are one step closer.
It's the beginning of the end.
Say Amen.

I'm sure these choices weren't what you would expect.

1 comments:

chew said...

Not bad, not bad.

Check out my list:
http://randomfeatures.blogspot.com/2008/11/zombie-killing-theme-music.html