This post is dedicated to Paul Helmke. It was for him that I acquired today's featured rifle.
It is one of the most popular rifles in America. But according to Paul, it has no purpose but to kill people.
In the hands of police, it is a "patrol rifle". Our police officers can be trusted with them. They possess the highly specialized, difficult-to-acquire and time-consuming training necessary to control this deadly, high-powered killing machine. One wrong move with this rifle and innocents could be seriously injured. On the shoulders of such men and women rests great responsibility. How they manage to not crack under the strain is beyond me.
How our soldiers cope with these deadly, amoral killing machines starting at the tender age of 17 I cannot fathom.
Which is why these rifles need to be removed from civilian hands. They are simply too dangerous, too prone to just "going off" and spraying rounds at hip-height into crowds of innocent bystanders if someone like you or I were to even touch it. But a wonderful feature for dealing with massed bodies of troops with one round per pull of the trigger. It is a "weapon of war", pure and simple.
You, gentle reader, of course know the subject of this installment of Bite Me, Brady.
It is the AR-15 "assault weapon", the second most deadly rifle in America. One of most preferred crime weapons in America and beloved of gang bangers and crack dealers alike. If it wasn't for the Kalishnikov AK-47, it would be number one.

Ok, did I get all the talking points in?
This rifle really
was built for Paul Helmke. And I mean "built". It was the first gun I ever built up from a kit. For enthusiasts like myself, building an AR-15 pattern rifle is the introduction to home gunsmithing and an excellent introduction at that.
I built this rifle for fun and it was the second AR-15 I acquired. You've already been introduced to my first one in
Bite Me, Brady #3. I opted to go for the opposite of a competition type rifle and build a rifle specifically to annoy the gun controllers. I wanted a black, evil looking rifle they could hate and want to take away from me.
The pattern I choose was based on the
Colt Commando XM177/GAU-5/A carbine. Why? Because I liked the way it looked and I wanted a short barreled rifle. To this end, I purchased an
XM177 CAR carbine kit from Model 1 Sales. Not as well known as Stag Arms, Rock River and the like but their prices are good and they have tons of options to choose from.
The rifle came about by chance and timing. At the time, I had just acquired the Arctic Panther and was starting to enter my "overboard" phase of gun acquisition. While at the NRA Range during a regular shooting session, I noticed an ad on the "For Sale" board for AR-15 stripped lowers. These were Eagle Arms MA-15 lower receivers for $89 each. But they had to be bought in quantities of 5 or more. Good deal if you have the money.
The ad stayed up for a month and during that time my friend Tom and I wound up on the subject. As a former armorer and instructor in the US Air Force, he expressed his desire to get an M4 pattern rifle for himself like he used to carry. With the comment that if he were to do so, he would build it himself much as he did in the service.
That stopped me in my tracks. You can do this? Like going to my
first gun show, he cracked the door and I smacked it wide open with questions. How do you do it? What do you need? How much does it cost?
So he told me.
Folks, people either love or hate the AR-15. The arguments tend to revolve around construction, cartridge and carbon.
On construction, the gun is derided because the body of it is made of aluminum rather than steel. The important parts are steel but the ones not essential are aluminum. This is for weight savings. And what isn't aluminum is plastic. The end result is a full length rifles that is several pounds lighter than a comparable "traditional" rifle. At the end of the day, this is what the arguments boil down to: modern vs. traditional. Some folks just don't like guns with plastic on them.
On cartridge, the gun is derided because of the .223/5.56mm cartridge it fires. Sneered on as "the poodle shooter", the insult says it all. Some consider the AR to be only worth of hunting small, poofy dogs rather than animals or men. And there are valid points to this. Whole flamefests have been devoted to the topic. Many either like the cartridge or hate it. I like it and I recognize its limits and work within them.
On carbon, the gun is derided because of its direct impingement form of operation. Other designs harness the hot gases from the firing and channel them to a piston. The gases push on this piston and cause the action to cycle. That second, shorter tube on top of an AK-47 behind the front sight is an example for you non-gun people out there. The gases themselves vent out of this tube.
But since the gases contain unburnt powder, this residue gets on the surface of the piston and it does need to be cleaned every so often. The downside to this arrangement is weight. Since the piston is being hit with high-temperature, high-pressure gas, it needs to be made of a tough material. Typically stainless steel.
The AR-15 doesn't use this system. Eugene Stoner, a consummate engineer, recognize that if the gases could be used to push a piston to cycle the bolt, why not just let the gases cycle the bolt directly and lose the heavy piston and spring assembly? So he did. And for this he is forever reviled.
But the concept is sound and it saves a lot of weight. Instead of a piston, the gases are channeled through a lightweight tube to the bolt itself. The pressure of these gases causes the bolt to move, unlock and cycle back and forth. It is a simple, elegant engineering solution. It works but with a downside: once the bolt is clear of this tube, these gases flow into the area occupied by the bolt and all the internal firing mechanism and get that unburnt residue all over everything.
If you want to get a sense for how this system is regarded, ask any graduate of basic training. They will regale you with their tales of how much time they spent cleaning all that black carbon out of their rifles. And they won't be happy stories. Usually accompanied by copious amounts of profanity.
Those of us who own these rifles universally hate cleaning them for the same reason. We too often forget why the system was invented but we despise it nonetheless. I cringe at the thought of cleaning my AR-15. For an hour's worth of shooting, I'll be sitting for 30 minutes or more cleaning it.
Now you know why we love or hate the gun. Often, we do both at the same time.
The reason we love the gun is because of its modularity. The AR-15 is the Lego kit of the gun world.
Hate Stoner for the design of the shooting mechanism but in the modularity department, he was a genius. There is practically nothing you can't do to an AR-15 given the desire and enough money. If you've seen it in a picture anywhere, you can build it on your coffee table. In other words, if you can imagine it, you can probably build it and in likely any color you wish.
An AR-15 is your introduction into home gunsmithing because, quite honestly, it is very difficult to screw it up. All you need is a hammer, some punches, a pair of pliers, a screwdriver and masking tape. To assemble uppers requires more specialized tools (an armorer's block, armorer's wrench and a vice) but otherwise is very easy to do with a little patience.
Anyway, once Tom told me his intentions, I got curious. Doing some research, we found Model 1 and compared costs of building versus buying assembled. Unlike a lot of hobbies, such as computers, where home building costs more than comparable products off the shelf, building an AR-15 is generally 30 percent cheaper than buying an equivalent rifle. Why spend $900 when you can build the same thing specification-wise for $600? If you're willing to put the time in and can use simple hand tools confidently, it's worth it.
Suddenly, the $400+ for 5 stripped lowers wasn't looking so bad. Especially as they were $30 below what the typical costs of an AR stripped lower went for at a dealer. So like any good planners, we went looking for investors. Other gun owners and friends who might be interested in an AR-15 lower. We figured if we could find a couple of others to go in on it with us, it was doable.
Here's where the "overboard" phase comes into play.
When you're drooling over all the possibilities of what you can build, you suddenly want them all. And then you think, "Why do I want to get all these different uppers when for $100 more, I can another rifle?". That's it. Barrier gone. Tom and I made a deal. If he would take two lowers, I'd take the other three. He agreed and the call was placed.
Two weeks later, I hand the nice fellow $450 cash and he had five Eagle Arms "assault weapons" to my dealer who dutifully logs them into his inventory. With a handshake, he's gone and Tom and I are filling out ATF 4473 to transfer the receivers to us. Three for me, two for him.
That's right, Paul Helmke, I bought three lethal "assault weapons" at once in the space of thirty minutes. If it is any consolation, the Government had to think about it for me. For Tom, he was approved instantly and walked out with his death machines within five minutes.
Afterward, I sold one receiver to a gun owning friend and Tom sold his second one to a fellow instructor.
There's your "gun show loophole", Paul. No background check or any Government agency. Just a wink-and-a-nod, cash and gun changing hands under the parking lot of the NRA headquarters and we skulked off our separate ways (yes, really).
All perfectly legal and I have the bill of sale in my files.
The hard part was out of the way. We had the lowers. Now to turn them into baby killing, spray firing, weapons of war with those shoulder things that go up.
Model 1 Sales may not be the most well-known AR-15 kit maker out there but they are decently priced and their website is nicely laid out. They let you see all their products and you can use their order form to play mix-and-match. It is a gun builders candy store and I spent a couple weeks agonizing over what to build first.
The XM177 pattern rifle won. I just loved the way it looked. So we ordered the kits simultaneously and $1200 worth of gun parts came in the mail, nary a background check in sight and with no one the wiser, was delivered to Tom in a plain brown cardboard box. The standard wrapping for all things sinful.
90 minutes later on a Thursday on a coffee table, two deadly, high-power "assault weapons" came into being by the labor of our hands. There was much rejoicing, sighting and dry-firing all in a safe direction.
So what does this have to do with Paul Helmke?
When I made the decision to buy the receiver, I had options. As I mentioned, I wanted something that would annoy the gun controllers. To thumb my nose at them and say, "Here, see this! That's a non-citizen with a deadly 'assault weapon' bullet hose. Come and take it!".
So I put all those demonized features onto one black rifle. Then threw in the green furniture just to complete that "weapon of war", "only for the Army" image. I did it all for aesthetics and to give them the vapors. Save for one feature which you may notice is missing. We have the spray firing pistol grip, concealable collapsible stock, the evil vision saving flash hider, those lethal high capacity magazines and that hip supporting barrel shroud (the "shoulder thing that goes up").
There is no drive-by bayonet lug.
What?!? The Armed Canadian deliberately left a feature off his evil "assault weapon"?
Yes, I did. And I did so for legal reasons. You see, apparently in the State of Virginia there is a law that says only citizens can own "assault weapons". This came to me from my dealer and I haven't been able to find the relevant statute (if you know what it is, please leave a comment).
But Virginia uses their own definition. They define an "assault weapon" as a rifle that has 4 or more of the features listed above. But there's a catch: the magazine capacity only counts at the time of transfer. If the rifle comes OEM from factory with high-capacity magazines (30 rounds), then that is included in the feature count. So in Virginia, that is a total of 6 possible features. With 4 or more, non-citizens can't have it transferred to them.
I am not a lawyer and I've never seen the statute but this is what I have been told.
Well, guess what? Stripped lowers don't come with magazines or any features. So the magazine capacity doesn't apply at the time of transfer. And as long as the assembled rifle has less than 4 evil features, it isn't an "assault weapon" under Virginia law.
But also under Virginia law, if I assemble it I can have all of them, citizen or not. The restriction only applies to point-of-sale transactions for assembled guns, not ones assembled post-sale. Yes, it is messed up. But gun laws are like that. One set of rules apply in one case and don't in another.
But to play it safe, I decided to make sure for normal situations (i.e. a traffic stop) where law enforcement might see the rifle, I wanted there to be no question of legality. So I told Model 1 to cut the bayonet lug off. By doing so, my rifle only has 3 evil features under Virginia law and there could be no question of its legality for possession by a non-citizen. I didn't want to take a chance on having to prove I assembled it versus buying it built so I did the safe thing and not give them an excuse.
Maryland has no such restriction. If it had done it here, it would have the bayonet lug. Strange, eh?
So Paul, there you go. The gun laws worked and prevented me from getting a deadly bayonet lug! You just never know when the urge will strike to engage in drive-by bayonetings unless you've had proper training. So our children are safer today because of this. Rejoice for our children!
This rifle was built as a regular shooter. It isn't a collectible. It isn't rare or special. I made it to be my plinker. It's a short range gun obviously. That 11.5 inch barrel limits what this rifle can do. But that is fine. You see, I wanted a gun that could also be an emergency rifle and this is one of my choices. For urban chaos such as a Katrina type situation, I don't need the tack driving 300-400 meter accuracy of the Panther. 100 or so yards is plenty. When I shoot the barrel out, I'll buy a new one and fit it on. I don't baby this gun like I do the Panther.
My Helmke rifle is ideal. It is the shortest possible rifle I can legally own. It's light and simple. We can save the arguments about effectiveness. Yes, my SKS would be ideal for such circumstances. It has minute-of-looter accuracy, very reliable and a scary bayonet. And the AK round is effective.
But I prefer this rifle for the simple fact that nothing says "Go away!" to a group of looters better than a scary black AR-15 (or AK-47) with a full magazine. They get the idea the individual holding it means business and that more compliant prey is in order. Unlike the SKS, they'll identify the evil "assault weapon" far earlier. The SKS can be mistaken for a piddlin' hunting gun until you get close to it. There is no mistaking the purpose of an AR-15 under such circumstances. The bayonet would be a nice touch but I think I can live without it.
Plus I can always borrow ammo and supplies from the Guard should they wander by. Or be drafted into the local posse to assist them. Don't discount logistics and resupply under such circumstances.
The scope on the carry handle was added to give me sighting options. I prefer shooting through the scope. But I wanted a setup that wouldn't cause me to lose my iron sights. Always have a backup.
The gun is zeroed at 25 meters, not yards. It is quite accurate at short range and is a very fun shooter. It has slightly more recoil than my 20 inch standard configuration AR-15. That is due to the short barrel. Most people don't notice the difference unless they've spent time behind each gun back-t0-back.
This is the gun I will fight my way to in the event of a serious home invasion. Burglars and would-be rapists beware! Break into my home and force me to retreat out of my room, my pistol in hand, you'll be meeting this gun up-close and personal.
Lately, I've been rethinking this configuration. I like the scope. The problem is it is too high. To shoot with it requires a chin weld rather than a natural cheek weld. Doable but not as steady. I can fit a cheekpiece to accommodate the scope but that makes my iron sights hard to use.
I've come to like the idea of a co-sighted red dot sight in line with the iron sights. That way, my target acquisition is natural using either one. Use a flip-up rear sight so it doesn't interfere with the red dot but if the red dot dies, flip up the rear and go to work. It's a nice arrangement and I love them on rifles like the Barrett M468.
I'm also thinking of replacing the handguards with a set of rails and adding a vertical grip. Having used replicas under shooting conditions, for close quarters this is a nice setup and makes the rifle more stable.
Plus, I can do that because I
can. I'm tired of people like Paul Helmke saying I can't have a gun that looks a certain way because it makes him uncomfortable. If I want to hang accessories off a gun that doesn't make it anymore lethal (vertical grips and rails do not make the 5.56mm round any nastier) and cost more than the gun, let me. I'm helping the economy if nothing else.
There, that's it! That's your justification for resisting Paul Helmke and Carolyn McCarthy on HR.1022! It will hurt the economy! And it will. Gun owners like me can spend hundreds, even thousands, of dollars on accessories to "pimp our guns". It hurts no one and if we like it, who cares? Some of us just like the toys our fine soldiers carry and we want them for ourselves.
So deal, Paul. This is your gun. You helped to create the market that made it so commonplace that even us legal aliens own them! I'll bet you didn't figure on that unintended consequence when you championed victory in 1994. Because this time, it is going to be a lot harder for you to get it out of my hands.
Bite me, Paul. Come and get it yourself.
I don’t even know where to begin.
First off, you’re British. You don’t live here. If you want to criticize US gun laws, feel free as you have. But ultimately your opinion has no bearing since you don’t live here.
Two, good for you that you’ve read the Constitution and the Founding Fathers. You understand the historical context but then choose to ignore it because they couldn’t have predicted the course of modern society. They didn’t have to. They provided a framework for future generations to operate in and had faith they would do so in a manner faithful to their intentions. That’s why we have the US Constitution.
Third, you’re expressing an opinion based on a 3 year old article! Why not investigate the issue with more recent information.
Four, as pointed out to you, you don’t have any knowledge about what you are talking about. Movie references are not reality! It is very hard and very expensive to own a machine gun here. You’ve fallen victim to invented media terms such as “assault weapon” that have no real definition in fact.
Five, the so-called “ban” that expired in 2004 and you are calling for renewal on banned NOTHING. It banned FEATURES, not functionality. If a gun had a specific combination of 2 or more out of 5 listed features, it was considered an “assault weapon” and couldn’t be sold after 1994. All the manufacturers did were to remove those banned features. The rifles sold as “assault weapons” during the ban were functionally identical to those sold prior to the “ban” but cosmetically different. That’s it. Not one gun was confiscated or turned in, registered or restricted in that time.
And the ban was an abject failure except to harass citizens, raise awareness of gun rights in this country and did absolutely nothing to reduce crime. The CDC agrees when they studied issue.
Six, why the call for “symbolic” action you know won’t have any effect? The 1994 “ban” was considered symbolic under the same logic. You don’t pass laws that restrict rights for the purposes of symbolism!
One definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. It is the hallmark of ideology over reality.
Finally, why do you think the idea of legal gun ownership to be a problem? You like Britain now that legal gun ownership has been crushed (to use your term)? You like the skyrocketing incidence of violence of all types? You like that fact you are utterly dependent on the Government for your safety and well-being and if you attempt to defend yourself against an attacker, YOU will be charged with assault? You think that is correct? You think that is a reasonable state to live in?
Here, we still have the notion of self-defense of one’s person and home. That criminals are not elevated to higher level of protection than their victims. The UK wasn’t like that once. 80 years ago and up to the 50s, the UK was similar to the USA with regard to rights towards guns and self-defense. Only by ignoring centuries of common law and by legislative fiat in contradiction of past precedent did the Government take power to enforce its wishes and disarm the populace. And look where it has gotten you.
The anti-gun lobby is in retreat in this country because for the most part, the American citizen has woken up to the fact that the Government and police can’t (and have no duty) to protect them. They are ultimately responsible for their own safety. Most people here believe (correctly) that gun ownership is an individual right guaranteed to them by the US Constitution. It will not be taken easily here despite that anti-gun lobby’s best efforts. And it won’t be the NRA fighting them. It will be people like me who will not be left helpless by the Government who legally has no duty to protect me.
For what it is worth. I could discuss this at length but I think I’ve said enough. Feel free to contact me if you would actually like to learn something and discuss the state of affairs in this country as they truly exist and not what you believe them to be.
Good day.